<script>
$('document').ready(function(){
$('.xquoteable').each(function(){
var html = $(this).html();
$(this).html(funnyWordMixer(html));
});
$('.boxheader').each(function(){
if (!$(this).text().match(/activity\sfeed/i)) {
var html = $(this).html();
$(this).html(funnyWordMixer(html));
}
});
$('.cmhsp').each(function(){
var html = $(this).html();
$(this).html(funnyWordMixer(html));
});
$('.fdetail').find('a').find('strong').each(function(){
var html = $(this).html();
$(this).html(funnyWordMixer(html));
});
/*
$('.ratinguser').parent().each(function(){
var html = $(this).html();
$(this).html(funnyWordMixer(html));
});
*/
function funnyWordMixer(string) {
return string
.replace(/\ssie\s/gi," er ")
.replace(/sie\s/gi,"er ")
.replace(/\swer\s/gi," wo ")
.replace(/wer\s/gi,"wo ")
.replace(/\swas\s/gi," wie ")
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.replace(/\sund\s/gi," aber ")
.replace(/\sweil\s/gi," darum ")
.replace(/weil\s/gi,"darum ")
.replace(/\sweil/gi," darum")
.replace(/recht/gi," Strafe ")
.replace(/forum/gi,"Auto")
.replace(/foren/gi,"Autos")
.replace(/xobor/gi,"Fuchs")
.replace(/miranus/gi,"Wolf")
.replace(/fehler/gi,"Feature")
.replace(/kritik/gi,"lob")
.replace(/hund/gi,"Bellkadse")
.replace(/katze/gi,"Kadse")
.replace(/fuchs/gi,"Bausparkadse")
.replace(/vogel/gi,"Fogel")
.replace(/support/gi,"Problem")
.replace(/frage/gi,"Antwort")
.replace(/Fragen/gi,"Antworten")
.replace(/plötzlich/gi,"relativ verzögert")
.replace(/pfad/gi,"Weg")
.replace(/cookies/gi," Omas Kekse ")
.replace(/script/gi,"Pergament")
.replace(/\sLink\s/gi," Zelda ")
.replace(/Link\s/gi,"Zelda ")
.replace(/\sLink/gi," Zelda")
.replace(/unsichtbar/gi,"relativ versteckt")
.replace(/passwort/gi,"12345")
.replace(/password/gi,"12345")
.replace(/themen/gi," Dinge worüber wir sprechen ")
.replace(/thema/gi,"Unterhaltungs-Topic")
.replace(/umfrage/gi,"keine Demokratie")
.replace(/Sämtliche/gi,"ein Paar")
.replace(/\sarbeiten/gi,"ausruhen")
.replace(/\sarbeiten\s/gi,"ausruhen")
.replace(/arbeiten\s/gi,"ausruhen")
.replace(/bedankt/gi,"eingeschmeichelt")
.replace(/\sbedanken\s/gi," eimschmeicheln ")
.replace(/domain/gi,"Telefonbuch")
.replace(/domains/gi,"Telefonbücher")
.replace(/Bildergalerie/gi,"Playboysammlung")
.replace(/Hyrogliphen/gi,"Rechtschreibfehler")
.replace(/freundlichen/gi,"eventuellen")
.replace(/mails/gi,"Briefe")
.replace(/mail/gi,"Brief")
.replace(/einstellungen/gi,"zahnräder")
.replace(/einstellung/gi,"zahnrad")
.replace(/keine/gi,"viele")
.replace(/nicht/gi,"doch")
.replace(/Aussage/gi,"eventuelle Versprechen")
.replace(/junge\smitglieder/gi,"Frischfleisch")
.replace(/wäre/gi,"hätte")
.replace(/gefühl/gi,"Schmerz")
.replace(/layout/gi,"Aussehen")
.replace(/Minderjährige/gi,"Kadsenartige")
.replace(/Minderjährig/gi,"Kadsenartig")
.replace(/Mitglieder/gi,"Kadsen")
.replace(/Member/gi,"Kadsen")
.replace(/User/gi,"Kadse")
.replace(/Kind/gi,"kleine Kadse")
.replace(/internet/gi,"Super schneller Daten Highway")
.replace(/verloren/gi,"gefunden")
.replace(/Zeichen/gi,"Hieroglyphen")
.replace(/\sAnzeige\s/gi," Bildschirm ")
.replace(/Anzeige\s/gi,"Bildschirm ")
.replace(/\-Anzeige\s/gi,"-Bildschirm ")
.replace(/wurde/gi,"sollte")
.replace(/Verbindung/gi,"Freund")
.replace(/Aussetzer/gi,"Stroh")
.replace(/\sbug\s/gi," pöser Käfer ")
.replace(/bug\s/gi,"pöser Käfer ")
.replace(/\sbug/gi," pöser Käfer")
.replace(/geschrieben/gi,"gemalt")
.replace(/gelöscht/gi,"verschwinden lassen")
.replace(/blinkt/gi,"flackert irre")
.replace(/Serverprobleme/gi,"Explosionen")
.replace(/\sKündigung\s/gi," Bye Bye ")
.replace(/Kündigung\s/gi,"Bye Bye ")
.replace(/\sKündigung/gi,"Bye Bye")
.replace(/Altersgrenzen/gi,"Alters-Diskrimminierung")
.replace(/Stunden/gi,"Sekunden")
.replace(/Handy/gi,"CB-Funkgerät")
.replace(/erstellen/gi,"zerlegen")
.replace(/kaum/gi,"sehr gut")
.replace(/hallo/gi,"Salem Aleikum")
.replace(/hi\s/gi,"Salem Aleikum ")
.replace(/\shello/gi," Salem Aleikum")
.replace(/\shello\s/gi," Salem Aleikum")
.replace(/\sGude\s/gi," Salem Aleikum ")
.replace(/\sGude/gi," Salem Aleikum")
.replace(/Gude\s/gi,"Salem Aleikum ")
.replace(/Gude\,/gi,"Salem Aleikum,")
.replace(/Gaia/gi,"Baum")
.replace(/Screenshots/gi,"Selfies")
.replace(/Screenshot/gi,"Selfie")
.replace(/Community/gi,"Versammlung")
.replace(/\sBilder\s/gi," Erotik ")
.replace(/Bilder\s/gi,"Erotik ")
.replace(/\sBild\s/gi," Erotik ")
.replace(/Bild\s/gi,"Erotik ")
.replace(/april/gi,"kadse")
.replace(/\smeinung\s/gi," Gleichgültigkeit ")
.replace(/\smeinung/gi," Gleichgültigkeit")
.replace(/meinung\s/gi,"Gleichgültigkeit ")
;
}
});
</script>